Mario, I know the pussy I gave you that weekend at the Secret Star Road festival was bomb, but you have to stop coming to the castle. Bowser and I are happy, and his King Koopa dick satisfies me more than your plumber salary and limp Italian pecker ever could. Attached is a P-Wing to help you move to a new world and start a new life. Never Yours, PP
Las Vegas Strip, Las Vegas, Nevada
Anyone wanna go halfsies on opening a strip club on the strip called The Strip?